Custom List: Classic Lines
Saturday, April 1st, 2006Classic Lines
- “I love Delia Smith. She’s just like Judy off Richard and Judy..” - Lauren
- “She’s alright yknow!” - drunk Becky Ball
- “She’s a wet twat!” ‘ - Me
- “I’m gonna rear me a foal!” - Rosie
- “She pours like a dream!” - Me and Emma Poll
- “Yknow, I’m one step away from being gay.” - Joe Clarke LOL
- “Mmm, a coconut racoon..” - Tim Porter
- “Is that the best you can do, you pansies??” - Marv
- “Hey that’s pretty. Pretty ugly..” - Pria
- “Oh my God, I’ve just seen a bird fly!!” - Me
- “Whoop whoop!” - Jack
- “Ash is a goddamn robot!!” - Parker, from Alien
- “I’ll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the love-hate lifeline card into my anus!!” - Kitty from Donnie Darko
- “Lauren, don’t say immortal, it makes me feel funny” - Me
- “I’m going into the kitchen now, to make myself a bubble sandwich” - Ryan
- “I’m gonna take my set of hunting knives” - Lauren
- “Don’t phunk with my cards!” - Frag
- “Don’t worry, the boob will fix it” - Emma Poll
- “Elijah, crack me sideways” - Lauren
- “I should have gone home and smoked a big fat joint then chased it with some pills and a bottle of Jim Beam.”
- “Pick up the pace lady! I’m sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks!” - Bender
- “Creme de bananes!” - Lauren
- “Last one alive’s a wet ponce!” - Lister
- “That would shock me into labour!” - Me
- “Just chav it up large!” - Rosie
- “John Fag Locke” - Rosie
- “Egon, Ray has gone bye-byes… What’ve you got left?” “Sorry Venkman. I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought!”
- “I don’t like anything wet” - Frag
- “I have a piss, go to sleep, then wake up and have a shit.” - my DAD at the dinner table
- “Go ahead. Make my millennium!” - Beetlejuice
- “God, imagine living with something like that!” - My Dad about the newsreader
- “I’m going up into the roof as soon as it stops raining, to get rid of those pissing birds!” - Dad.
