April already?
Greetings and salutations! I return to the blog. I confess I have been neglecting it slightly. Anyway, on with it!
In Other News today!
1. Book Of The Moment is The Lies Of Locke Lamora. This is a debut, I repeat debut novel of the fantasy/con artist/dastardly evil plot genre by a guy called Scott Lynch, and it was (excuse my french) fucking awesome! I’m so eloquent aren’t I? It’s gripping exciting funny mysterious violent scary and above all else completely hooked me from the first page in! I suggest you look it up, it won’t disappoint. Again if you are morally encompased and do not approve of foul language then don’t bother. You’ll be missing out on a cracking story though!
2. I’m starting to wonder why all the books I’m buying recently have an excess of swearing in them. Hide them on the top shelf!
3. I watched Time Bandits last night and fell in love with all the little dwarf people!! Unhealthy obsession perhaps.
4. Lots of boring blah about uni going OK but a bit stressful and I can’t be bothered to go into it.
5. We have a shiny new house to move in to for our last university year. The main pro I can see about it is there’s a dodgy looking greasy spoon cafe just around the corner which I can imagine purchasing bacon cobs and tea in unmatching mugs from! 
Simple pleasures in life. I wouldn’t have it any other way!
6. Pump Festival! I am officially going! Well, I have saved up enough money for my ticket so that’ll do for now heh… I’m looking forward to wearing a ridiculous assortement of clothes that I’d usually get beaten up for wearing in normal circumstances. The oppression of society eh! Can’t even wear a pair of brightly coloured patchwork trousers without being assaulted! Or being called a paedophile clown or something! Lol sorry.
Right then, I’d better skidaddle, as my Dad would say. Work to do! People to see! Distasteful jokes to crack!
Sayonara