Pomi

I had one hell of a dream last night. There I was, in my dream, 100% pregnant. I did not appreciate this. It was probably the most vivid pregnancy dream I’ve had in my life. Yes there have been many. Each time I wake up and am extremely relieved to find that I am not actually with sprog. Not that I don’t like children- love the little buggers.

In other news, I am completely sick of my job. To be more specific, the customers. They’re a bunch of see you next tuesdays, I swear. Today I beared the brunt of three absolute assholes, to be frank. I won’t bore with the details but each one of them made me want to cry a little. I wish they knew how upsetting it is, I only work there to earn my precious pennies for alcohol and train tickets, and there they are ranting at me that there was only one bloody chicken on the shelf when there should be at least two if it’s buy one get one free…….what does he want me to do, conjure the chicken out of mid air??? If it aint there, we aint got none! Punk.

Sayonara x